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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: 34tuforlunch on June 03, 2012, 10:16 pm

Title: any one interested in body parts?
Post by: 34tuforlunch on June 03, 2012, 10:16 pm
any one interested in body parts shipped from canada and mexico?
What would you guys be willing to pay for eyes, arms legs and breasts?
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Post by: purplelotus on June 03, 2012, 10:31 pm
You should do a bundled listing for bath salts and body parts.
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Post by: venturebros on June 03, 2012, 10:33 pm
You should do a bundled listing for bath salts and body parts.
Nom, nom, nom  :o
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Post by: BlarghRawr on June 03, 2012, 11:58 pm
Can't we just let the cartel deal with their own cleanup? I wouldn't want to get their end-results in the mail, y'know.
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Post by: Ben on June 04, 2012, 12:30 am
Perhaps you could sell your soul for a bitcoin on SR :D
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Post by: tomorrowman on June 04, 2012, 12:41 am
i would be interested in buying your little sister. in how many packages can you send her? 
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Post by: BlarghRawr on June 04, 2012, 12:41 am
Perhaps you could sell your soul for a bitcoin on SR :D

I'll sell my soul for a bitcoin. ;)
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Post by: DrGonzoII on June 04, 2012, 12:52 am
"Maybe just a fresh pineal gland......to chew on"
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Post by: dandan321 on June 04, 2012, 08:31 pm
First I'd have to try some samples before I order. Maybe a fresh eye to start with  :P
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Post by: nomad bloodbath on June 04, 2012, 08:37 pm
I need a right arm on 2006 7" glow in the dark vinyl toy.
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Post by: n0n00dz4u on June 05, 2012, 12:44 am
Body parts huh?

Nice listing.

I guess all our members who are waiting in line for a heart or kidney transplant can rest assured that their cries have been heard :)
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Post by: BlarghRawr on June 05, 2012, 12:52 am
Body parts huh?

Nice listing.

I guess all our members who are waiting in line for a heart or kidney transplant can rest assured that their cries have been heard :)

Wouldn't be such a bad thing if that was the goal of this listing, and all the organs were just being stolen from the recently-dead. Involuntary Organ Donation isn't so bad, is it? I mean, if it saves lives...
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Post by: onestepahead on June 05, 2012, 12:53 am
is this you by any chance?

Torso in suitcase found in Montreal; Human foot, hand mailed in separate packages to nation's capital

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Montreal+Ottawa+body+parts+from+same+person+police+believe/6696060/story.html#ixzz1wNaXtmai
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Post by: Smiletabs on June 05, 2012, 01:15 am
"Maybe just a fresh pineal gland......to chew on"

Good movie!
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Post by: DrGonzoII on June 05, 2012, 01:20 am
I was wondering when someone would get the reference.

Watching that shit on shrooms as teen helped to form the person you (don't) see in front of you.
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Post by: CapnJack on June 05, 2012, 01:29 am
"Maybe just a fresh pineal gland......to chew on"

adrenochrome seems like it would be the way to go.
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Post by: BigBill6778 on June 05, 2012, 01:42 am
I could use a good set of lungs my are full of tar & THC
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Post by: Reece on June 05, 2012, 01:44 am
Must I finalize early, or can I pay after the heart is in use?
Hope you vacuum seal.
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Post by: HardHustle on June 05, 2012, 02:25 am
To answer your question in non-sarcastic-bullshit-forum-satire terms:

No. No, we're not at all interested. Not even a little.
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Post by: icon2007 on June 05, 2012, 05:08 am
@Reece! Boy you had me laughing for a good 10 minutes your post just was LOL!
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Post by: Reece on June 05, 2012, 05:15 am
@Reece! Boy you had me laughing for a good 10 minutes your post just was LOL!

Thank you, thank you.
 ;)

@OP: How many BTC for a black penis? Not for me or anything.. for a friend.. swear.  :-X
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Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on June 05, 2012, 05:41 am
Its a big strep up from buying some hash and mdma to taking the step up towards, maybe some band of evil scum in some nations who really would kidnap someone and steal their body organs to sell to people who are greedy and immoral enough to accept a body part.   

I hope the cops put an order in and obviously the courier would be arrested and the DNA results would eventually find out the origin of the organ.

Hopefully its someone in a nation which has the death penalty.

The there would be spare organs!

Apart from that I think the offer is a wind up by some kid somewhere who is having a giggle.
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Post by: DrGonzoII on June 05, 2012, 05:47 am
Yea. We've all had our laugh at the absurdity of the OP and made it clear that no one here is even interested.

I'm surprised, This thread hasn't been closed yet.